Slogans, Phrases Part Two
By: IT Admin
Slogans, philosophy and catch-phrases: Part Two
Any casual student of the wit and wisdom of fridge magnets and button badges will soon see that most come under three broad categories: sex, politics and culture.
Here are a bunch of wry, humorous slogans found on button badges – how would you rate them?
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like . . . night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
Not your cup of tea? Or outrageously funny? The thing about button badge or fridge magnet slogans is that they appeal to different people on different levels at different times.
A badge that says Eat The Rich might reach uncapped heights of absurdity in a Monty Phyon sort of way and spark wild laughter in some quarters. In others it might produce an uncomortable feeling, sweaty palms and an urge to make a hasty escape.
Here are some more that will eaither tickle your funnybone or confound your intellect:
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
(This page is dedicated to Harris, a man of wicked wit and boundless humanity)
